A Few Thoughts on
Housework - Nude and Otherwise!
Nude Housework Facts
* Pamela
Anderson reportedly did her housework in the nude.
Emma
Bunton from the Spice Girls also liked to do the chores naked.
* People admitted
to emergency wards often use slipping while cleaning in the nude as
the reason for having household objects stuck in their bums.
* Nudists recommend
easing oneself into their lifestyle by getting around the house nude,
and doing a spot of nude housework.
* There is a growing trend in the male escort industry to offer nude
housework as a service to women.
* You can now buy a gift certificate the promises your lover an afternoon
of nude housework, redeemable upon presentation of the voucher.
* 40 percent of Americans iron
in the nude.
Read more about nude housework in the
Planet
Sex column at For The Girls!
Quotes
Nature abhors
a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting
my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling
the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's
Housekeeping Hints, 1966
There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years
the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil
Servant, 1968
Housework, if it is done right, can kill you. - John Skow
The obvious and fair solution
to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the
next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over
the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything
they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much
of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers
and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean
anything. - Dave Barry
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
- C.E. Cowman
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape
to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing,
the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent.
This article also appears on the Domesticated
Men site, where you'll find some lovely photos of naked men doing
the vacuuming and other household chores :)
For The Girls Ezine and Erotica for Women site also has a lovely selection
of naked men doing the dishes. Click
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The Amazing
Planet of Sex
* Did you
know that in Germany, a man set himself up as a special psychic who
could tell the future by feeling people's bottoms?
* Or that if British women had to choose between sex with Brad Pitt
and a Creme Brulee, they'd take the dessert?
* Did you know that 28% of survey respondents thought presidential candidate
Al Gore wore a sexy thong while on the campaign trail?
* Or that on May 9 every year, the Brazililan city of Esperanta holds
its annual Orgasm Day?
The world is full of crazy sex stories, and I'm pleased to say that
I get to write about them every month. You won't believe some of the
weird stuff I read about... and only a small amount makes it into my
column Planet Sex at For The Girls ezine. It's a lot of fun,
wondering why so many women have cut off their husband's penises, or
why Pandas need porn to procreate.
If you want to read all the Planet Sex columns, you'll find them at
For
The Girls.
This great women's site has so many great things on offer. There are
plenty of other columns and articles, not to mention hunky naked men,
couples galleries, movies, male strippers and heaps more. I do recommend
heading over and taking
a look.
- Karen
J, writer.
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